There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just had sex on a roof
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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