you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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