Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am naked and annoyed.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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