HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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