Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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