is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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