pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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