So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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