last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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