Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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