I heard we made out
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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