the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
