My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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