We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Mom said you looked used
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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