Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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