I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Jerry, you need to find god
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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