I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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