I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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