walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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