Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Two words: nipple clamps
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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