I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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