Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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