People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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