That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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