Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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