So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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