wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i came on her dog
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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