Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST

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(323): View more from California

don't go home with that guy from jersey

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i know, not worth the blood test

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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(207): View more from Maine

can u get pink eye on your cock?

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(937): View more from Ohio

you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress

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(443): View more from Maryland

His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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