Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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