So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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