DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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