Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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