Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He has the fingertips of a God
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