"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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