Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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