Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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