elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
