Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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