**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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