Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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