i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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