My sheets look like a crime scene.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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