I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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