lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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