there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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