she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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