Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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