dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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