Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
this will be a night to untag.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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