He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You ruined the universe
I smell like Dick and happiness
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
