I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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