ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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