Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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