I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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