love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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