Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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