I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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